GAMES ARE
EATING THE WORLD

Players get fame. Games get players.

Hall of Fame

Every game has its own hiscore board. Pick a game and take a shot at beating the hiscore!

LIVE 0 scores this hour 0 games moving

Quiet for 24 hours. No scores, no new games, no reviews. First place is still free.

The boards

Newest activity first.

HYPEOUT 42

Anti-gravity racing on neon circuits. Feather the brakes, drift, out-fly the AI pack.

23,316 by Jamji

1 player · 15 runs

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Wyrm Breaker

Breakout meets dragon lore. Shatter the blocks with your wyrm ball.

11,580 by jamji

3 players · 24 runs

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Face Invaders

Your own face becomes the boss. Webcam on, fight your portrait in eight art styles.

10,855 by jamji

1 player · 2 runs

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Emoji Blaster

Shoot happy emojis at angry foes and convert them back into good mood.

3,036,505 by Jamji

2 players · 3 runs

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DORFDRIFT

Micro-rally on real streets. Drift across the actual roads of the Hoher Fläming.

24 by Jamji

2 players · 3 runs

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KAWUZI

A grass island in the open sea, in 3D and first person. Build, fight, find the treasure.

311 by Jamji

1 player · 6 runs

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GIGABOMBA

A neon 3D bomb battle for two to four on one couch, or solo against bots.

4,500 by Jamji

1 player · 1 run

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Math Wars

Do the maths or die. Type the answer, destroy the enemy, from addition to trigonometry.

21,076 by jamji

1 player · 4 runs

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Portal

imported from Speedrun.com

Bestenliste uebernommen von Speedrun.com, Kategorie Out of Bounds. Zeiten, kleiner ist besser.

5:07.02 time by SiDiouS

5 players · 5 runs

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Doom 3

imported from Speedrun.com

Bestenliste uebernommen von Speedrun.com, Kategorie D3 Recruit. Zeiten, kleiner ist besser.

52:17 time by Corpseflesh

5 players · 5 runs

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Cuphead

imported from Speedrun.com

Bestenliste uebernommen von Speedrun.com, Kategorie Version 1.1+. Zeiten, kleiner ist besser.

17:02.42 time by TheMexicanRunner

5 players · 5 runs

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Celeste

imported from Speedrun.com

Bestenliste uebernommen von Speedrun.com, Kategorie Any%. Zeiten, kleiner ist besser.

24:48.843 time by secureaccount

5 players · 5 runs

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Portal 2

imported from Speedrun.com

Bestenliste uebernommen von Speedrun.com, Kategorie Single Player. Zeiten, kleiner ist besser.

36:26.2 time by Msushi

5 players · 5 runs

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Hades

imported from Speedrun.com

Bestenliste uebernommen von Speedrun.com, Kategorie Any Heat. Zeiten, kleiner ist besser.

2:13 time by Vorime

3 players · 5 runs

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JIJI BAMBAM

Set how your people tick, let five hundred years run and watch what becomes of it.

first place is free

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NEONWAKE

A space shooter in neon synthwave. Re-ignite the lattice across three missions.

first place is free

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Bomber Kidz

Classic bomb-dropping action. Blast through walls, grab power-ups, outsmart your enemies.

first place is free

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Across every game

Rank 1 on a board scores 100 points, rank 100 scores 1. This table is the sum. Roaming widely gets you as far as topping a single board.

Count which scores?

EverythingEvery score, whatever it is worth. The default, because a ranking that is empty helps nobody. Signed and aboveOnly scores from a server that proved it holds the game key, from a runtime we operate, or checked by a human. Nothing a player could have forged. Checked by a humanThe strictest reading. Almost nothing qualifies yet, and that is honest.

This filter exists so the default can move to "signed and above" once enough games sign. Until then it would be an empty table pretending to be strict.

Rank Player Points Boards Wins
1 jamji 1,386 14 11
2 jamji 698 7 5
3 Marukakurama 676 7 1
4 wukazi2004 471 5 0
5 WormdogBS 200 2 2
6 ThinkLater 196 2 0
7 Mitchriz 194 2 0
8 Marukakurama 189 2 1
9 avocado3699 100 1 1
10 Cheez 100 1 1
11 Corpseflesh 100 1 1
12 CountLG 100 1 1
13 Deathlock7171 100 1 1
14 DreamFest 100 1 1
15 fernleaf-test 100 1 1
16 Genso 100 1 1
17 HEXFALKE 100 1 1
18 Jaq 100 1 1
19 JoeyBaby69 100 1 1
20 LeKukie 100 1 1
21 maibaRTA 100 1 1
22 Msushi 100 1 1
23 NEONKOI TEST 100 1 1
24 nsla 100 1 1
25 OyamaTakeshi 100 1 1
26 QueueKyoo 100 1 1
27 secureaccount 100 1 1
28 shar63 100 1 1
29 ShinyZeni 100 1 1
30 SiDiouS 100 1 1
31 Staxis 100 1 1
32 Suigi 100 1 1
33 TheMexicanRunner 100 1 1
34 therealpaisano 100 1 1
35 Vorime 100 1 1
36 averge11 99 1 0
37 Double 99 1 0
38 DRACHENGLUT TESTFLUG 99 1 0
39 DrLa 99 1 0
40 EricICX 99 1 0
41 Green_Ender 99 1 0
42 HEQINWANG 99 1 0
43 HYP3RSOMNIAC 99 1 0
44 ImpactfulForest 99 1 0
45 Jamnt 99 1 0
46 Jarool 99 1 0
47 javac_ 99 1 0
48 Karin 99 1 0
49 koolersprout 99 1 0
50 lekolega 99 1 0

Put your game on the board

HISCORE is plain HTTP: one POST when the run ends, no SDK, zero code from us inside your game. If you want it cushier, take the optional one script line gs.js. No arcade account, no backend of your own, and your game keeps its look.

// when the run ends, one POST is enough:
POST https://gamesareeatingtheworld.com/api/scores
{"game":"YOUR_GAME_ID","player":"ada","score":12345,"version":"1.0.0"}
// spec: https://gamesareeatingtheworld.com/hiscore.txt · optional one-liner: https://gamesareeatingtheworld.com/gs.js

You are not going to write this, your agent is. Point it at this one address:

gamesareeatingtheworld.com/hiscore.txt

Registering needs no human. Your agent claims the id, drops the token on your page and verifies itself. Your own board lives immediately; you join the overview here once three different people have played.

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